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Akronimy linii lotniczych

Wybierasz się w podróż liniami lotniczymi? Może warto dowiedzieć się jak skróty takich linii "rozszyfrowali" ci, któzy korzystali z ich usług?
Oto ściągawka akronimów międzynarodowych linii lotniczych:

AIR INDIA = After I return I’ll Never Do It Again.
ALITALIA = Airplane Lands In Turin And Luggage In Ancona/Airplane Lands In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta (etc, etc.)/Always Late In Take-off, Always Late In Arrival/A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude.
ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival/Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia
AWA = America’s Worst Airline
BOAC = Better Off On A Camel/Better On Air Canada/Boeing Only Aircraft Considered
BOAC = Better On A Camel
BWIA = But Will It Arrive?/Better Walk If Able/Britain’s Worst Investment Abroad
DELTA = Divert Everyone’s Luggage To Atlanta/Don’t Expect Luggage To Arrive/Doesn’t Ever Leave The Airport/Didn’t Expect To Land There Anyway
EASYJET = Economy Airline Slows Your Journey Every Time
EL AL = Every Landing Always Late
GARUDA = Government Airway Ruined Under Dutch Administration.
JAT = Joke About Time
KLM = Keeps Losing Money
LBIAC = Left Brains In Airport Carpark. (Not an airline but an amusing acronym used by airport staff referring to daft customers)
LIAT = Luggage In Another Terminal
LOT = Later Or Tomorrow/Lot Of Trouble
LUFTHANSA = Let Us Find The Hostess As No Steward Available/Let Us Free The Hostages And Not Shoot Anyone.
PAL = Plane Always Late
PIA = Please, Inform Allah
PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines
PWA = Pray While Aloft
QANTAS = Queers And Nancies Trained As Stewards. (originally Queensland And Northern Territory Air Service).
SABENA = Such A Bad Experience, Never Again
SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again
SAHSA = Stay At Home Stay Alive
SAS = Same As Sabena
SOSA = Stay Off Stay Alive
SWISSAIR = Sexy Women In Swissair Services Are Indeed Rare. Not true of course, but then none of this stuff is...
TACA = Take A Chance Airlines/Tres Accidentes Cada Ano (Spanish: Three Accidents Counted Annually)
TAP = Take Another Plane/Tamancos Aereos Portugueses (Portuguese: Portuguese Airborne Clogs)
TWA = Travel With Anxiety/Thousands Wandering Aimlessly/Terrorists Welcome Aboard/The Worst Airline/Try Walking Across/Teeny Weeny Airlines/Third World Airlines/Teeny Weeny Airlines
UTA = Unlikely To Arrive
VASP = Vomite Aqui Seu Porco (Portuguese: Throw Up Here You Pig - a reference to the VASP sick-bag logo)/Varias Aeromocas Sao Putas (Portuguese: ’a number of the air stewardesses are loose women’) Again not true of course, like the rest of this silliness..
WIA = Whenever It Arrives

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